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America Gets Diarrhea, CDC Has No Money to Help & Iran War Budget Explodes | The Daily Show

An explosive diarrhea parasite called cyclospora sweeps the nation and premieres on TikTok, Taco Bell prematurely signals responsibility for the spread, America's original budget for the Iran War prac

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I'd thought taco bell giving you explosive diarrhea was standard 😂
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6:21 "Our military budget also has diarrhea." Truest description possible
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Cmon guys, the Starship Trooper meme was right there for you! "I'm doing my shart!"
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Here in Australia we’ve still got toilet paper stored since the original Covid era - so we’re ready to go 🇦🇺 😂
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@radio2299 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 207
That AI data center joke is hilarious and depressing. 🤣😭😭
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@Bedlam83 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 406
Mass diarrhea would be the most trumpian way for the US to end.
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Up here in Canada watching the US slowly go full medieval.
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@xtuff501 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 45
Only Kosta could make explosive diarrhea fun 😂
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I have never watched TikTok, and now I never will.
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RFK’s Maha plan to lower US obesity rates going according to plan.
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Defunding healthcare is just plain treason when diverted for war crimes.
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@TheFinn70 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 1100
When Taco Bell moves before the FDA.

😂
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Taco Bell doing more than RFK Jr to stop the spread...
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"you dont have to share everything"

THIS, thank u
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@MrFunnyGuy015 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 1400
We are living in an Onion article.
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Making my toilet look like the reflecting pool
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@Yvo19 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 132
The phrase 'Are you sh*tting me?' has never been more apt.
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@Kikisrants205 From YouTube ↗ 16 Jul 2026 2400
Why does this sound like a south park episode come to life
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Sounds absolutely emblematic of the Nation’s 250th anniversary.
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Finally a pandemic worth buying all the toilet paper for